I don't usually arrange sex via text message
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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