I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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