oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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