Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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