She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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