can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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