Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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