I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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