I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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