You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Sober January is a disaster.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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