Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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