Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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