I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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