So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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