Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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