My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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