JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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