Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
