Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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