@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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