Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I did not marry a roomba.
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