everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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