I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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