"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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