i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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