Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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