Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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