You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just high enough for therapy.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
