they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
They took my balls.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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