I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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