She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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