Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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