so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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