I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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