I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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