who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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