yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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