But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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