i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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