i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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