I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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