have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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