the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I need to sanitize my soul.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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