he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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