can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Randomize
