Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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