Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
