friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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