oh god the rape fog is back!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Drunk is not a location!
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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