Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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