I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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