What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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