There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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