i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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