You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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