I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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