she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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